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July 8, 2010 one comment

Riceviamo e commossi pubblichiamo questo messaggio ricevuto da Francesco, questo è quello che è in grado di fare una vera Scimmia d’Amore !!!

“Castellammare Di Stabia, Napoli, partenza ore 18. Partiamo tutti carichi, e in macchina si canta e si ride. Progettiamo sketch, video, acquisti, foto, fatblunts da condividere con voi. Dopo due ore circa di viaggio, la macchina inizia a dare problemi: segna temperatura alta. Non sappiamo a quanto ci sarà la prima stazione di servizio, continuiamo, perché 2Pac dall’alto dei cieli ci manda una pioggiarellina dal nulla e ci raffredda la macchina… che si ferma e non vuole sapere più nulla di partire proprio all’ingresso della stazione. Un po’ di fumo, e della puzza. La pippetta dell’olio è completamente bruciata, aspetto una macchina dello stesso modello per farmene prestare una buona. L’olio c’è. La macchina s’è raffreddata, carichiamo l’acqua e partiamo per i 20 minuti che ci separano da voi. Tutto ciò alle ore 20:30 circa… Dopo una 20 di minuti, dopo un paio di arresti quasi improvvisi della macchina, arriviamo a 5 minuti dal circolo ma la macchina muore e per togliermi dalla strada mi spingo in un vicoletto. Alzo la testa, una banda di africani mi accerchia. In un primo momento pensavo di essere fottuto, non sapendo come fossero al di fuori di Napoli, ma questi si rivelano buoni quanto un pezzo di pane. Sono fortunato, Samba mi dice che in questo palazzo proprio a fianco a noi abita Ali, un genio delle meccanica. Ali scende, parlotta, Samba traduce, spruzzanoo positivià… Dopo un po’.. Ali e Samba parlano solo africano con facce dispiaciute, capisco di essere fottuto. XD Vado in panico, perché non potevo venire a Roma per alcuni motivi e dovevo stare a fare dei lavori altrove. Fanculo la macchina, andiamo al concerto. Facciamo una 20ina di metri. Fanculo il concerto (senza offesa), andiamo alla macchina. E questo un paio di volte, perché stavo più in panne della macchina stessa. Si fecero le 22.30. Furbo io, carico la macchina di bottiglie d’acqua e parto. “Vabbè, ci sarà occasione, ma ora devo tornare. Se la macchina si surriscalda, mi fermo, aspetto, metto l’acqua… ritorneò a Napoli…”… Ali e Samba non erano affatto d’accordo, ma io ero disperato. Il navigatore impazzisce e giro 20 o 30 minuti inutilmente. Chiedo info ad una signora: “Scusi, per andare a prendere l’autostrada?”… e lei… “MA VEDE DE ANDARTENE A FANCULO EH! DETTO COR CORE!”… WTF?… Bha… Se la macchina non aveva problemi scendevo e la pestavo probabilmente. Un altra signora invece, dopo essersi chiusa subito in macchina dopo l’accostamento, decide di aiutarci, la seguiamo, siamo in autostrada. Dispiaciuti per il concerto perso, disperati e spaventati per un potenziale super fallimento, procediamo lentamente verso Napoli. 20 Km… rumori strani, piazzola di sosta… ABBIAMO UN NUOVO PAPA’! FUMATA BIANCA PER CICCIO! FUMO DAPERTUTTO! ERO IL MANAGER DELLA NEBBIA! “Tranquillo” dico io… si raffredderà… ripartirà… infatti ripartiamo… 7 o 8 km… nada… muore di nuovo… “Raffreddati cazzo!”, acqua, ripartiamo… altri 7 o 8 km… zona Colleferro… K.O. … la macchina non vuole sapere un cazzo, è passata a miglior vita. Mi faccio venire a prendere dall’ACI, che ci porta al deposito e mi riaccompagnano alla stazione per prendere un treno per andarmene a Roma. “Tranquillo, treni ogni 30 minuti al massimo” diceva il tizio… Entriamo nella stazione, tutto chiuso, zero treni. “Torniamo almeno al deposito, stiamo in auto, al caldo, è meglio no?”… Ore 1:30 circa. Intanto parte un mio amico dalla nostra città per venire a prenderci… 1 ora di autostop… nada… Si ferma una coppia con una porca esagerata, che decidono di accompagnarci perché sta tizia è scesa da Trieste in autostop quindi sa cosa si prova. Arriviamo al deposito dove ci doveva essere il custode… ma nada… è tutto chiuso… Marciamo fuori un distributore mal funzionate senza mangiare e bere al freddo al gelo per un due ore… tra domande di Carabinieri, e qualche rumeno ubriaco che è venuto a comprare sigarette. Nel vuoto totale si ride comunque. Ore 3.30 si riparte, ore 6 crollo nel letto (non mi sono manco lavato). Morale della favola: sto sotto di 1500€ circa per questa cosa. Ora mi chiedo:
1) quanta roba mi regalerete come premio consolazione?
2) quando venite a suonare a casa mia appositamente per me?
3) quando vi fate una settimana di vacanza per Napoli o Salerno e ci facciamo due risate assieme?

Avevo in mente di fare un video all’Arpegginlove chiudendolo con voi che salutavate la camera… non ci sono riuscito…
L’ho abbozzato così perché ovviamente mi sono incasinato parecchie cose, e quindi ho da fare… ma era “bello”, così, fresco.”

Caro Francesco, alla prossima calata partenopea aspettati qualche sorpresa! (tipo una tessera ACI offerta da noi ;-)

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  1. siete dei grandi anche se avete avuto una sfiga esagerata!sono con voi :)

    comment by pam — July 8, 2010 @ 9:07 pm

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